You know what that is, loser? It means I have the power to transform men into clothes.
Dumbass didn’t know I left my shirt at home and showed up like this, and that I come from a long line of tf warlocks. Got all defensive when I confronted him, tried to tell me he was straight, and he goes “well maybe you should put a shirt on!” Just this morning, some other dweeb in an all spandex fit was watching me bench. Look at these pecs, dude, come on.Īnyway, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, because you’re not the only one I’ve caught staring today. Kind of offended, actually, that you’d think you’d have a shot with me. You’ve been staring at me from across the gym, covering up your boner in your tights with your water bottle, for 3 sets now, and you’re not even working out. You know, I might work out at this gym with my shirt off every day, but that doesn’t mean I want attention from fag losers like you… don’t play dumb, you know what I’m talking about.